Funnily enough, I can always count on someone trying to sing “Possum Kingdom” every time I go out to karaoke. Sometimes it’s even me. 

I never get tired of this story: Mick calls Charlie’s hotel room at 3 in the moring, drunk as hell, asking “Where’s my fucking drummer?” Charlie gets up, has a shave, puts on a suit, then walks over to Mick’s room and pimp-slaps him. “I’m not your fucking drummer, you’re *my* fucking singer!”

Ugh. Spike Spencer’s screeching is like nails on a chalkboard. Never was a fan.

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...or that one time I accidentally bought a dub tape halfway thru the series by accident and they wouldn’t give me an exchange because I’d already tried to play it. I never was a fan of Spike Spencer.

It’s about Hideaki Anno working through his existential angst with a side of Old Testament ciphers and a couple dollops of technobabble.

Real talk, you’d have to be really fuckin dumb to kill a truffle-finding pig.

You can be pretty well-known in your field and still be relatively unknown to the world at large. Like, I wouldn’t recognize a high-profile mathematician if they sat next to me at a bar, but a lot of other people would.

Flargan and WHAT?

YEEEEAH! *guitar riff*

Calling it now, he’s voicing and mo-capping Beta Ray Bill.

Aw, they’ll be all right. It’s not like when the Catholic Church painted fig leaves over the dicks on the Sistine Chapel or anything. It’s disposable TV culture.

He offered Rhodes a suit in the first movie, though. (And the War Machine suit is still 99% Stark tech, all Hammer did was bolt some guns to it.) But really, it comes down to the assumption that Stark doesn’t trust a lot of people. Hell, you can count the number of actual friends MCU Stark has on one hand: Rhodes,…

ALF is, in fact, an acronym for “Alien Life Form”.

“...so that’s when I says to Lars ‘I got a better snare sound last night when I was banging your mom!’”

Give us Paste Pot Pete and Stilt-Man or we riot!

Maybe nobody’s made that discovery yet. Magic-based societies tend to get a little slippery when they meet science.

Most of the dudes I know who ride Harleys are under-40 millenial hipsters who won’t fuck with anything pre-Evo.

80s comic book writers weren’t clever enough and took themselves far too seriously to come up with something that good. Looking at you, Byrne.

Maybe, but nah. Cap being superhuman only happened during the (terrible) Ultimate Universe books. There’s a lot more to the character than that and Falcon is more than capable. I’m not trying to be a dickhead and say “read a bunch of comic books”, but I had this same discussion right after Endgame came out and it was…