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Li'l King Trashmouth
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Who am I to dis a brie?

Technially, I didn’t really witness it, but about 6-7 years ago I got super drunk, passed out on a crosstown bus, and shat myself. (And I still had to get on my bike and ride another 2 miles home at the end of the line.)

Goddamn right you do.

Counterpoint: yes. All the yes.

I live and work several blocks from EVMS and have dealt with their students for years and I’ll tell you that presuming intelligence for most of them would be a stretch. 

I’m inclined to hold the men who make our laws and run the government to a higher standard than entertainers when it comes to racial biases.

Yeah, but there’s a huge difference between grabbing random memes from some anonymous reddit jagoff who doesn’t care much about credit, and swiping a video from someone’s Twitter, scrubbing the credits and ads off of it, and reposting it as your own OC. Lots of accounts do the former, FJ does the latter.

I believe you misspelled Ed Asner, friend.

Free Jodie Sweetin

Are you a cop? Don’t be a cop and nobody will fuck with your food.

Y’know, Black Spire got mentioned in that “last movie”.

Agreed, but to hear the most vocal EU diehards howl about how none of the old stuff “counts anymore”, I feel like they were reading less for entertainment and more just to catalog that they know more than the next guy.

He can afford a tailor and those suits cost a good four figures. He has them cut badly ‘cause he thinks it makes him look “slimmer”. He pays a lot of money to look that bad.

Can’t find the exact panel, but it’s from Denny O’Neil’s Question run in the late 80s.

As the Question so eloquently put it: “Rorschach sucks”.

It’s better than Pizza Hut, not as good as Domino’s Black Box.

She’ll announce next week she’s playing Mama Cass Elliot in a biopic.

At least Miller had an excuse: a lot of people (not just him) lost their cot-dang minds after 9/11. Louis CK is a jackass and always has been IMO.

It’s a (very) old joke.