Plus they make you want to take pictures and fuck Meryl Streep.

Accurate user name is accurate 

Also a gay bar called “The Eagle” 

Guys who have been married for longer than 6 months and refer to their old lady as “my bride” give me the creeps.

Ah I was coming here to talk about the bullshit museum. “The Smithbergs were pillars of the community and lovingly restored our old firehouse, which now houses Mrs. Smithberg’s unique collection of stuffed horses from the early 1900s, believed to be the largest of its kind in the Western Hemisphere.”

Well aren’t you fancy drinking from a serving dish.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

As a cyclist/bike commuter, I can safely say “its funny cuz it’s true”.

I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

Personally, I find it very hard to believe that the NHL would be quiet about a painfully embarrassing association between the Bruins and the loud trumpeting of racism and misogyny and it really runs counter to what I’ve always felt that hockey was abou-

Good theory.

The Bucks are up 2-1 on the Raps and have already been declared the winner. 

The reverse is also preferable. The Warriors go up 3-1 without Durant, and Durant announces he is coming back. Bucks win the next 3 games. Same thing that happened to Eric Lindros.

Player/Manager Kepa Arrizabalaga made a smart decision in not having Higuain take a penalty kick.

How we used to do road trips?

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

When I was a kid I hated salad for the vegetables. Now I hate it for the prep.

This is what I come to Deadspin for.

You’re probably just not watching golf right.