What gif?

That’s how long it took to find a pack of Kent IIIs, he said

I cut Sudfeld with phosphorous and iodine to make meth. 

Alternately, nobody remembers it because there’s a mass shooting every fucking week.

“Well, kids, we screamed at our televisions every time he came on screen. Oh, and we drew penises on his head in Photoshop and posted it to Twitter.”

I’m just grateful that nobody has invented an inexpensive device that anyone can build with adequate pieces of wood that would allow a person to scale a wall.

I mean, I guess we can keep it the way it was?  But look at the FA Cup.  It’s single elimination, unless there’s a tie and then there’s a replay at the other team’s stadium, until you get to the quarterfinals and then it back to single elimination.  What’s wrong with single elimination?  Should Wigan have won the FA…

I think it was more a commentary on the lack of an NFL-caliber franchise playing in said stadium. But, welcome to Deadspin.

The Raiders have only one option left:

Plenty of Texas high schools can host. 

All these posts are weirding me out.

Ah yes, all of those croissants I have lying around. 

Get well soon dude. We need your Funbag, Jamboroo, WYTS, and the A+ twittering to get us through these dark times.

I think it’s charming that you are the one person here not telling nasty shitter stories.  You, DMRP, are a gentleman’s gentleman.

I mean, yeah if you take enough edibles you feel something - namely, couch-locked and fog-headed for 8 solid hours and about $100 lighter in the wallet for the one single experience. I’d rather spend my money and time on actual weed.

Ohio: What if we took everything terrible about the Deep South and added cold weather?

So Chewbacca shits like we do. It’s just, wiping his ass must be AWFUL for him.

powers that be, please un-gray this comment. I’ve been commenting here for probably a decade. it’s tiring. 

She might be a bad guard dog but she’s still a Good Dog.

Never come home to an empty house.