A good point, in fact, do you ever remember getting out of a swing any other way than bailing out at the top of the arc?

Right after casual touch football outings. 

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

We Built This City is neck and neck with Sussudio as shittiest 80s hit.

“This is basically the plot of Wild Wild Country.”

Because you recognize quality commenting when you see it, sir.

Yeah, Coke, Crack and Heroin are the 3 drugs that I just couldn’t imagine going “WOW! I NEED TO TRY THAT”

“I’m hip to the whole bathroom scene.”

I enjoy purchasing heavy metal shirt baby clothes for friends’ kids. There’s just something fun about a 3 month old in a Motorhead shirt.

“Fries with Pizza” seems like the sort of thing that only happens at a shitty buffet. I probably had fries with pizza at a college cafeteria, but not since then.

In an industry full of awful sociopaths, Brian Kelly really is one of the worst. Can’t wait to watch him rage impotently as Alabama goes up by 35 in the CFP semifinal.

Man, I feel bad now. Whenever I go back home to visit Chicago, I bring my friend’s kids (elementary aged) some random Colorado gear (Nuggets, Avs, Buffs, whatever) because my shithead kids like gear from random teams. Should I not do that (I only wear the occasional Chicago sports thing myself)?

Lol, Drexel. 

And that’s how Drew ended up with a size medium Paula Abdul tshirt.

I read this, nodded along with it, thought “this guy gets it” ...

New question, who has their dick out before entering the stall? LOL

I always follow them for a few weeks, then unfollow. I just assume they want that “LoveInTheTimeOfDysentery is now following you” notification and won’t notice when they stop getting my likes. Can’t have pictures of Mom and Dad at the pumpkin patch getting in the way of my thiccccccc Insta models

I’m looking for a t-shirt with a neck hole that doesn’t get stretched out of shape by my big head

Just as long as they weren’t the suger free ones...

BUGLE BOY shirts were never cool, were they? I had, like, a dozen at one point