Right?  It wasn’t even a mental error, it was essentially premeditated.  The plan was established, he was told exactly what to do, he just refused to do it.  You have a player making a selfish decision on one end, and then Gurley makes an unselfish decision to go down instead of running in for a TD.  Just a very…

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

A Google search for “Patrick Mahomes raw” turns up 106,000 results.

I live that every Sunday!

All they need is the Cromartie family and bang nothing but sellouts.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

I'm looking for a flaw in your logic here and... I just can't find one. Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 

If I had to choose, once and for all time, I’d pick McDonald’s over Wendy’s too. Wendy’s just doesn’t deliver the nostalgia that Mickey D’s cheeseburgers, McNuggets, fries, and chocolate shakes deliver, and you can’t put a price on that. It’s like Coke vs. Pepsi; I grew up with Coke so Coke will always win.

“It’s less about impressing women than it is ensuring that they are not profoundly horrified by you.”

How are you able to reach the control knob while standing someplace you won’t get hit with ice-cold water?

How big is your shower that you can accomplish this? Mine is a square and there’s literally no where I could stand that wouldn’t nail me with freezing cold water.

This is serial killer behavior 

If Drew Brees is so great, why does he hate our troops?

Sour cream Timbits are the truth. 

I had a dream once that I fell off my bike and I woke up as I started the fall and I was falling out of my bed.  That shit still weirds me out. 

If you were banking on Fitzmagic being a Thing for more than 3 weeks, then buddy the fantasy player who deserves to die a slow death is: you. 

“From Billy Joel to Train” sounds like Brett Kavanaugh’s post-rape hangover Spotify mix.

RE: Ravens v. Steelers.

Semi-related: if the league is so enamored of their Thursday night games, why not just set them up for teams coming off a bye? It’s an easy rule: play Thursday night only after a bye week. Play Monday night only before a bye week. 

McVay’s superpower is actually a real thing a lot of people have. I remember this one 60 Minutessegment that featured people who remembered everything in their lives down to the day and time.