One thing I’ve noticed over the years of reading WYTS , is almost every fan base claims to be the most racist.

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

The most important take is that his wife clearly was already cheating.  In one week she gets her heart broken by her husband and finds a new guy who likes camping? She had already shopped. 

Why don’t you shove some mustard and vinegar up your ass. It’s the same difference.

No, just a sock.

Laurent Duvernay-Tardif graduated from not only a REAL Medical school, but probably the best med-school in Canada.

That was more disturbing to me than the guy who jerked off at Arby’s.

Ooooh, that’s nice.  I read it like a louder, and somehow drunker, Bernie Kosar.

Neither yours nor Drew’s lists mention bubble gum flavor. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Yeah the handicapped guy was being a dick. The point of a handicapped stall is not that it is reserved solely for people with disabilities, but that the handicapped have a place where they can comfortably manage themselves on the toilet. I’ve had to wait for a stall before, and there is no reason a handicapped person…

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

So not only do you use the handicapped stall without shame, you intentionally lie on your way out?

Or, “Funny, 7:00 is also when your daughter starts on the pole!”

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

That would easily be Magary’s line of the year, if he hadn’t previously come up with “Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.”

Nice username. I remain convinced that the name “Armin Tamzarian” was a reference to Armin Terzian, who was the referee who famously declined to call offensive pass interference on the original Hail Mary and was shortly thereafter knocked out of the game when he was hit in the head by a whiskey bottle thrown from the…

“Nihilist death metal poem” needs to be a band, or album, name ASAP.

ULTRA MEGA FUCK that commercial!

Years from now, you’ll tell your grandkids about the Arians/Palmer glory days, and those grandkids won’t give a shit because they’ll be Cowboys fans.

As a group, they make The Gathering of the Juggalos look like the orchestra pit at a Victor Borge concert.