This is actually the great debate I yearn* for - which would prevail, the Browns’ Vortex of Suck or Fisher’s Black Hole of Mediocrity?!?

Butter lettuce is #1. Frisee is the worst. Far worse than endive.

Was waiting for this, not disappointed.

#BlackFliesMatter

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

NIN’s “Hurt” >>>>>>>>>>> Cash’s “Hurt”

Apparently, Jenny McCarthy doesn’t hate all injections, amirite?

If you are forced to lie to your wife to go see Star Wars then boy are you in for a lifetime of misery.

Nothing to add other than this is a lovely story that gets at the very heart of the ways sports and our hometowns can make us all tearful little children.

Steve Smith: released by the front office

My least favorite commercial is a 1000-way tie between all prescription drug commercials, especially the ones featuring neighbors discussing medical symptoms in intimate detail.

I did a google street view of that place. I say they last a week at most.

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

You joke, but I’d consider that a major improvement on Jared Kushner.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

I couldn’t have said it better myself. I’d buy Yuengling over some over-hopped Brooklyn super IPA garbage any day.

Have a heart. We’re going extinct in the next couple of weeks. Let us have this one thing, this one time. We don’t ask for much.

Yeah I’m tired of all those glory boys from KC getting all the attention too.

Esports aren’t real sports, nerds!

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.