Losing Buff and Ehlers has really hurt. They should get a top 6 forward so that the rest of the lines should drop accordingly.

C section is where it is at for a male. That last 2 day vacation before all hell breaks loose. This is providing it is your 1st. 

I was in the room and my wife waited until hour 41 to take the spike. After she was high I asked her why was the 41st hour the go. I had a glass of water thrown at me. I deserved it. 

I am surprised Cherry doesn’t have a “Make Hockey Great Again” hat.

I have every single last name in my phone as I made a mistake texting a woman who I had a 1 night stand with instead of a close friend who was moving away the following week. When I saw the wrong person walking up the street I immediately made that change as their names were 1 letter different and I endured an awful…

This is just superb work right here.

Liverpool will falter, and Tottenham will be concerned wit Poch leaving the whole season. Citeh will win but it will be a hell of a race.

There were some angry people here in Calgary. Most people were looking for the federal money and did not give a rats ass about the games.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

This is the absolute truth. Unless I bake them myself then I do not purchase edibles.

If you did something in that state other than drive through it and stop to get gas  then it counts for sure.

I would say an overnight stay would be it.

It is another world ad must be witnessed. Also, Austin is fantastic and booze is crazy cheap.

I have a pact with 2 buddies that when we hit 85 we get in to really hard drugs because why the fuck not. (We will not make 85)

Fruity beers are amazing and I will fight to the death for them. I am a salty snack guy but beers are either Porters, Stouts, or light fruity stuff..

Bring weed from Colorado. Problem solved.

You and I are exactly the same. I have seen enough of it but knew my personality would get addicted to that real fast.

If I quit my job I get to quit Twitter? That is win-win!

I knew this would be here and you sir get rewarded with a star.

You should probably send her a picture of it to be sure. Women love that.