Ranch with hot sauce is the best thing for fries. BBQ sauce as well, ketchup is for 9 year olds.

I got so drunk the night before my flight to Melbourne from Cairns that the next morning I passed out in the airport and only was woken up when I heard my name on the p.a. They then took me in a golf cart to my plane on the tarmac where I was met by a standing ovation by the other passengers. I made up a story that my…

Had a room mate with that. Was near impossible to sleep because with the lapses in breath you wondered if he was dying.

Yes, fine dining rooms cook everything under what the general public believes. It is weird. Some places do it so that f someone bitches they can cook t 2 more minutes and not have food waste. Rare n a steakhouse will be seared but still able to shake your hand.

At least you have these options. Canada finally has a league again starting next year.

Oh I am aware. Dude-bros that wear white sunglasses order medium rare plus and you want to strangle them with their gold chains.

She only worked there so she could buy the place. Now that t is hers things are going to change.

Probably the best move with all the uncontrollable bladders in this day and age.

Worked in fine dining all my adult life. Medium rare. 75% of people order medium rare. Medium plus is a dick move and don’t say that to your server or your food will get messed with.

You live in Minneapolis?

I would have walked up t him and told him to fuck off.

Holy shit. Don Nelson just became my new hero. 

I for one want Jalen Ramsey to NEVER stop talking. You don’t like it? Beat him. Everyone is too damn vanilla, this guy is great. Would you rather Dak’s company speak or this guy?

Society is bad. FTFY.

I love that fanbases get upset about weed.

Ownership is happy to just make the playoffs and that is what you get with Kool Aid Man. You may win one as he has but you will never win the Superb Owl. 4 games is a streak that his jackassery cannot hide from.

I really have to get over there and go to the Nippon League, I need my Ham fighters fix.

I totally had to look that up. This should be what follows Stafford, not Captain Comeback

My wife will not shit anywhere but home. We were at a cabin for 5 days with my family and she held it. Huge phobia. 

How are you not in the greys with a comment like this. If you could go ahead and insert your anger right into my veins that would be great.