Vlad just landed an adult job, so he is looking to spend adult money on a car. But he’s a young guy and he doesn’t want to be too mature about it.

I just see matte black painted wheels.  Sure would be nice to see some detail.

I’ll bet his dick sideburns, and her massive 70's bush caused them to get stuck together like velcro.

Exactly what sprung to mind when I saw this article; not a rider, but I walk about 10 - 15 miles a week, and this shit happens at least once a week. Even worse is when two drivers try to pull that shit, which bottlenecks traffic into the lane that’s moving. Then the traffic’s too dense to cross safely, all because a…

My favorite is when people do this on a 2-lanes-per-direction road.  They come to a complete stop, but that doesn’t mean the other lane is going to.  So, now I have to wait for everyone to pile past them in a single lane instead.  I appreciate the sentiment, but you’re just making everything worse for everyone.

To be fair, Jalopnik’s not a monolith. And we’ve already covered the inherent cynicism in the name.

I think you posted the wrong photo.

I don’t think this cuts it. Retirement happens around 65, life expectancies are rising. You could easily make 85 if you don’t shoot up french fries.

The vast majority of people in this country don’t save enough for retirement. It’s something like 75-80%. They will literally run out of money before they die.  It’s the retirement savings that really should dictate what kind of car a person can drive.

It looks like the spy shots without camo. What were you expecting?

It actually destroys brand equity when you misuse a brand. 

I mean, it seems like that goes both ways, no?

1st: There’s actually a very cogent argument to be made in favor of one unified standard, and I’m glad that GM, Toyota, et al are making it. Realistically, increased economy standards without corresponding gas tax increases are subsidizing people to live further afield. That drives massive suburban sprawl, egregious…

A satellite orbits the planet. This isn’t a satellite, it’s a phone tied to a balloon and every website that ran that stupid clickbait title can go to hell.

Sure about that?

“The old ICE cars will then be scrapped.”

Infrastructure and education? Not sexy enough.

4th Gear: Jalopnik Spell-check fails.

1st gear: This isn’t helping the problem. Taking reliable vehicles off the road and building new ones to replace them that are powered by coal and natural gas isn’t exactly a step forward.