Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

They’re so close.

Ehhhhh the fwc scout is probably better

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

Someone else said it much better than I.

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

Man, that is not a pairing I would have expected. I mean, good on Larry for it, but she must REALLY prize a man’s sense of humor.

I honestly unironically love this album. I went in prepared with the snark force of a thousand Daily Show correspondents, and I left confused and frightened and craving some goddamn cheeseburger macaroni.

I always think of Everett as a company town for drug abuse.

OOHHHH Let’s see how this goes for you!

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

I’d be lamenting my exile too if I had to live in a place with that *goddamned* Garden.

The only way this raid would be better is if you could jump into paintings to start the encounters.

There’s an oft-used mechanic in the game where you pick up a glowing ball and have to put it somewhere. If you’re in a group and you see this mechanic, don’t pick up the glowing ball unless you know what to do with it. Ideally, watch what another player does with it first. The game isn’t always super clear about it.

obligatory

No. Your chili is bad.

Half right.

With pumpkin pie being the exception: Pumpkin spiced anything can eat my ass. Take that pumpkin beer bottle, turn it over, empty out all the contents of it, and then stick the bottle directly up your own asshole. Yes, even Pumpking. And those PSLs* all the BABs** are drinking? Pop the tops off and throw the contents…

Where I live (Upper Midwest), I would grade the seasons thusly: