Why? Because autoplay videos take up unnecessary bandwidth.

* cite. Wow that’s embarrassing. 

This is a true classic article. I still site it whenever I find myself in conversation about Fridays or all you can eat specials. 

Fuck, I miss Gawker. Honestly one of my favorite posts.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

Yeah, it seems weird to grab a band who doesn’t claim to be a rock band and then write a blog about them not being a rock band. If he wants to bitch about bands that don’t rock hard enough for him, he needs to put on a jean-jacket vest and stand by his camaro in a 7-eleven parking lot.

They have a huge fanbase, are critically acclaimed, and have their first album out in a long time. 

Yes.

Do police forces actively recruit sociopaths without capacity for empathy or remorse, or is it just that the line of work is very appealing to such people?

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The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

Elon Musk has earned the right to get a mulligan on this.

If you are genuinely interested in an answer to this (and not just an Elon fanboy), Zeynep Tufekci (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/14/opinion/sunday/elon-musk-thailand-hubris.html) has been covering the issue well.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I think you missed it...

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

I skipped the entire thing just to find this reference, and I come away satisfied.