Pretty good Pinkham’s Law candidate.

There is nothing I can print that won’t be subject to Pinkham’s Law. If I printed “a customer came in and stabbed me in the face” I would get replies of “WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT.”

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

are you fucking kidding me with this comment

I just finished typing that swiss cheese was the most likely source this week.

But boy does it make it tender!

No.

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

Love the halfhearted effort of the old man at the end of his escape..you did good brochure-giving greeter. You did good.

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.

Please don’t ruin the joy of Bear News

Ursa Diner

I AGREE

Put it this way. Good cops, consciously nor not, try to be Superman. Bad cops think they’re Batman. “I wear this uniform so that people will be afraid of me.”

We haven’t gotten to the Eagles fans yet.

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST EMAILED TOMMY CRAGGS AND SAID I WANTED TO WRITE FOR DEADSPIN THE WHOLE TIME

Do you want some more drawings instead?

I’ll go tell everyone!!!