I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

The good thing about the Irish is they always have a potato with them, so they can film stuff like this.

Tiger’s inner monologue:

I definitely cracked a beer to make it feel manlier.

This person would make a great Disney villain.

I love baths. I am a man. I AM THE DEVIL!

“You will be hungry in an hour.”

My sister travelled to Australia like 15 years ago, and brought me back a boomerang. I took it to the park to test it out. It was a blustery day, so I figured the wind would aid in its expected flight pattern. I threw it, and instead of coming back to me, it flew straight towards a group of high schoolers and hit one…

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

It should also be noted that the NASCAR banquet he is boasting about keeping the deposit for is a cancer charity fundraiser.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

Yes, it’s exactly what we need!

That explains a lot about our goddamn bullpen this year.

Cantor really loved that 4th goal! You know it's a special goal when he calls it a "golazo" after his two breathless goal calls. His calls never really get old, especially when he's calling them for the team you're rooting for.

What does a fella have to do to get some American flag cape-wearing eagle-man gifs?