Gruden came up with “the sheriff” when Peyton was still a Colt. As a Colts fan, I am very sorry this ever happened.

It’s called Beerio Kart! Wonderful game.

How did this go? It’s been like a month!

ALERT: this is nothing close to the above, incredibly touching story, but it matters to me in terms of feats of camaraderie.

Hold the fuck up. Are we not going to address the gigantic bowl of salsa with two chips lazily just stuck in there? What is even happening here?

God I miss swimming. Back in high school we used to do two-a-days and a long saturday practice. Those four years helped pretty literally carry me through being an idiot in college and my twenties.

Aaaaaaaaand here it is!

EDIT: found the tweet. It’s below.

DUDE

I live in Tacoma, just south of Seattle, and holy shit these people. Fucking FAN jerseys everywhere. What a load. Fuck them all with a Boeing 787.

How someone is that hammered at 1pm on a Sunday, I’ll never know.

“The Bengals are probably the most-talented team in the entire NFL, top to bottom”

Timex Originals Black Watch. I mean, look at this guy. Classic, clean look. Black matte face with polished numerals. So clean. I love it.

Timex Originals Black Watch. I mean, look at this guy. Classic, clean look. Black matte face with polished numerals.…

Counterpoint: no

Oh go(o)d, we’re next...it’s gonna be brutal.

Cherry picker just stood around waiting for the job to basically do itself, and took all the credit.

This is absolutely the entry every year where I say to myself, “man this isn’t fun anymore.”

Holy shit that Cleveland one is just a cruel mockery. Thems some bold claims!

That's your margin of victory forever. In life.

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