Hell yeah tom. Great post.

I’m brewing a hoppy red ale today. You guys want some, in two weeks? Note: it’s not a homebrew, this is my job, so it won’t be mystery garage liquid.

Or:

I do this. I love this. We’re all the best worst.

See what you need right there is an Aunt Sally. She’ll take good care of you.

Motocross has got to be up there. All the sweat of cardio and weights, plus a shitload of pads. And we got helmets. Also dirt that has been caked in with sweat.

makes u think

Counterpoint: the instant repost machine that is Casey chan.

Not like enough people won’t glom onto the shaming of this guy already, but still...more shame! Dude, I’m a 30 year old bachelor with questionable cleaning habits and I still manage to keep a clean bathroom. And in between eating pizza and watching Netflix, I still wouldn’t ever, ever do that. Holy shit.

I think it’s actually mushrooms 2, Jason 1?

“Trout leads the league with 6.7 fWAR this season, and has 21 home runs to go along with his .316/.427/.555 line”

kudos, other pete.

im so, so sorry

if it wasnt ours, was it urs(ine)?

Oh my god this 1-2 gif/song punch is just...absolutely perfect.

Came across this article on the recent re-post they did. Curious: did you play it? Did you beat it? I ask because I do the same thing to myself. Like “well fuck I guess it’s a Thing that I would Miss if I didn’t do it, so...”

/kicks in door several months late

I enjoy soccer but not familiar with the rules to the Nth degree. The only thing I can surmise is that he was offside, yes?

Achewood, xkcd, and a lot of close ties for third. Remember when hyperbole and a half used to update? Man..

Master? I’ve always referred to pet owners as, uh, owners.