They can’t even pull off a successful table conversion.

I have to admit, he's getting good. Alright James Franco come on out, let us in on the narrative here.

Thanks, but sadly it's stuck in the grays because kinja

Robin Scherbatsky, that you?

I’m a 29-yr old man (man-boy?), and I still go home every year for Christmas come hell or high water. My mom still gets everyone in our immediate family (mom, dad, myself, sister) PJs, and my sister (33) and I still have to wait at the top of the stairs too. We all kind of laugh about it now and we have mimosas…

I’m at work today and tomorrow making your beer to make up for yesterday. So, no photos of my nonexistent sandwich.

I love saisons and farmhouse ales, and they are wonderful, but not for main course pairings in my estimation. When I am ungrayed, maybe I’ll stop having to say this, but I’m a brewer, and my jam with hearty dishes are stock (or old or Olde or Alt) ales, pilsners, and sweet DIPAs. IPAs will drown out a lot of flavors…

One year an ex and I did a lamb roast with all the accoutrements. It was fantastic. I prefer the turkey because I am a curmudgeon, but the lamb was honestly a great change-up. Screw ham. I am a pork aficionado, but no. Just no. Go crazy! It's a holiday!

I’m a brewer. We work away from most people’s discerning looks and usually wear grubby tshirts and carhartts. Tshirts socks underwear etc I change daily (of course) but work pants? Weekly rotation usually. Often I will alternate a couple times a week and just wash them at the end of the week. It’s fine. They get water…

Doctor Who HELL YES

Jacob? You mean Dirt Grub?

This is a good take. And I’m down here throwing out stars left and right.

No. Standing for F1.

I honestly *shouldn’t* bitch about my job, because I’m a brewer and yes it kicks fucking ass, but holy shit in this industry the hours are fucking insane. Everyone else wants to volunteer to do your job for free because they want in so badly, so the pay largely sucks, working 5x10s is a light week, and if something…

I loved the original take, but I may love this more than the original take. Stars for both of you!

There is a beer called German Sparkle Party that routinely wins at GABF. I have yet to track one down.

Still one of the best stories I've read

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Very true. I can’t tell if it’s left up to us on purpose, or if it’s just incomplete. I cannot grade this story as is. I MUST KNOW MORE.

I still think the Colts win the AFC Suck. Sure sure they’re my team, but we beat the Jags and the Texans with Hasselbeck and we are already in first place. Our schedule isn’t exactly forgiving coming up, but three of those games are against our division, and I don’t see a world where we lose all three of those games.