It looks like me trying to process all the ads on Jalopnik and find the actual content. 

They’re not gonna stop making AMGs, because they sell like crazy.

Does the world really need two A35s, two CLA35s, as well as a GLA35 and GLB35? Two hatchbacks, two small sedans, and two small suvs.. let alone the various 45 and 45 S models of the same cars.

What kind of “experts” don’t suggest a Honda Accord Sport 2.0T which is a similar motor to the Type R.   Comes in a Manual Transmission and is a great family sedan and what I’d expect would be Honda reliability. 

Mine came out looking like this:

That doesn’t look horrible. It’s a Nissan, so it is horrible, but it doesn’t look horrible.

What’s fascinating is that they practically couldn’t even give away the Daytonas afterwards. Nobody wanted anything to do with them. And now they’re worth millions. I always thought these cars are incredible to look at.  Especially that back end.

Don’t forget the seasonal brake pads.

That curb at the point of impact is about 200 feet from the building.

Looks like it didn't just go up high but also looks like a bit of distance between that curb it launched from to the second story of that building. Insane.

Did I miss something, what’s going on now?

The videos at Mustard are FANTASTIC. The level of quality is superb and they are very informative - though the narrator sounds exactly like Elaine’s rabbi friend on Seinfeld.

Japanese styling.  German reliability.  They got it backwards.

Man, everything is coming full circle. Gen AA will dig wagons as rebellion against the sedans because of the obviously superior hauling capacity, Gen AB won’t exist because their parents will have all died out in the climate wars.

Typical GM quality, they probably inserted one and it fell off on the way to the ad getting printed.

it doesn’t look half bad. It’s the one in the back, behind the Scout.

No worries, the average Corvette buyer’s cataracts make the GM visibility problem moot. 

It’s good to contain a forest fire before it’s burning down your neighborhood.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...