All I hear is Clueless, “Cher’s saving herself for Luke Perry.”

I’m holding on because I love the premise of the show and it has promising moments, but they need to get better writers for season 2. So many missed opportunities.

I just rewatched The Craft and realized FP Jones is in the movie, looking exactly the same. This show is like a who’s who of 80s/90s nostalgia.

I think the downfall of the show is that the creators are unwilling to take bigger risks and just try to squeeze in sex to create shock value. I hope they’re willing to get weird in Season 2.

God, yes, why didn’t they just say something?! Like, Polly, here’s our family tree and some family photos. Do you understand you’re related to your boyfriend? Problem solved. I did not care for the weird incest storyline.

I told my husband I’d be fine if the next season starts with his murder. Pussycat mystery team season 2, please.

I didn’t understand why, after writing an article about how the Serpents are ok, she gave Jughead that shocked look when LITERALLY THE CLOSEST THING HE HAS TO FAMILY gave him a sweet jacket. Also, if they’re just selling dime bags why is everyone so horrified by them? It seems to me like they’re just bikers who like…

I just kept wondering why Veronica thought a cup of hot chocolate and blanket was all Cheryl needed in that moment! Like, here you go, I’m off to a party. I’m sure everything will be fine.

Excuse me, she’s a Kentucky native. It’s bourbon nose.

Yup. This article is off base. Invisible disability is something people need to be aware of.

I have to take multiple showers and wash my clothes multiple times anytime I visit my in-laws. It’s fucking disgusting. All of them used to chain smoke at the dinner table during our entire visit and I would be sick for weeks afterward. Now they’ve all switched to e-cigs, but the years of smoke in the house still make…

Have they ever even pretended to care about the mother? I rarely hear them even mention women.

yep. yep. yep. I have taken Marie Kondo to heart or just finally inherited my mother’s anti-clutter panic. I like a well-stocked pantry, but that’s too much for me! I keep my regular on hand items pretty simple.

When Brexit won in the UK I knew Trump would win.

I tried watching it on a long haul flight, but it was so boring I fell asleep. When I woke up Batman had a machine gun and I was too confused to ever try watching it again.

Didn’t he literally campaign on that?

Where does the water for the coffee come from?! Bathroom?

Let’s stop talking about coffee, tell us more about your job.

Solution. Put the disposable (biodegradable) coffee filter in this, pour in hot water, make exactly one cup. Rinse the pour over guy, throw away filter, done.

And it’s absolutely emotional abuse to the other people in the story who were all just living their own lives and dealing with their own shit too. They weren’t always doing it well, but Hannah never saw how much she hurt other people too.