And Faith No More! I've have sold a kidney to see that show.

It’s a Skywalker thing. Luke was whiny as hell until he became a Jedi Knight.

“Full Mossy Oak.” I died.

We get it you like Blake but you don’t have to go full Mossy Oak.

Can’t wait to see Eli sporting a Bobby Jindal cap.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

The thing is, they weren’t necessary portrayed as wealthy. Hollywood just has a tendency to use these kinds of settings to portray “normal” middle class families. Everyone seems to have homes with massive rooms, gargantuan high-ceilinged basements, huge kitchens, etc.

I’m hardly an authority on the topic, but I have seen a shift. My son’s three favorite shows on Cartoon Network (which are insanely popular) all focus on distinctly lower-middle class families, although that is rarely something that is brought up in the actual storylines. Kid movies — “Toy Story”, “Lilo and Stitch”,…

Less white, suburban ‘90’s excess and more of a Hollywood thing. You are not going to set a comedy where a kid is stuck home alone in a house that is run down, the family is poor and the neighborhood is bad. You do that with a drama. Otherwise, the comedy won’t work. The thieves won’t come across as clowns but as an…

Did your space bar go on strike?

Say whatever you want.about Culkin but.somehow, like Robert.Van.Winkle and the.Olsen sisters, he was prescient enough.to hold to.his money, which.is miraculous among child Hollywood Stars. It also allows one to purchase a good deal.of methamphetamine, I mean, if that’s what one wants.to.do. Also. Home Alone was…

And let’s not forget that health is our new morality. Young, thin, fit = good and moral. Old, fat, living with chronic diseases, mental illness, addiction or undiagnosed-but-disabled-by illness = sinful and bad.

Yeah, it’s like, “Now coming to your local T.J. Maxx!”

Fuck cancer. I wish you all the best.

I hate when I get here before the other commenters...

Starred for transubstantiation joke

“Weird how nobody’s in the mood for a little light gnawing of human flesh in mid-December?”

My boyfriends text when it was announced he was hosting:

despite because of Ricky Gervais.

I know exactly what you mean! I was fascinated to discover how toilets worked in medieval castles. Check out these pictures: