The food was good but it didn’t look pretty. We had duck instead of turkey and then we brought out a bottle of absinthe and my sister and I got drunk and took Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving pics.

I’m alone by choice tonight, but I really wanted to make cranberry-orange relish, and then I figured I might as well cook a turkey breast (which I burned instead of browning, alas), so here we are. Definitely should have made a vegetable for respectability.

While I was growing up my parents had quite a bit of money. An estate on the Main Line, house in the Hampton’s, blah..blah..blah. After many bad investments and years of reckless spending, the inheritance was gone, as was most art work and jewelry. My parents put the house they had lived in for 20 years on the market…

...Brangelina’s Gigli By the Sea

I personally like to watch the series in order.

Dying to hear Edina and Patsy’s take on the Kardashians.

I have never seen an episode of AbFab but looking at the cast I think it’s time to start binge watching.

You win for Best Comeback.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

Less “advocation” than “investigation” or “exploration.”

What decade is this photo from? It seems to transcend time...

Johari, girl, you my hero.

HOLY FUCK I WAS PRAYING FOR THIS!!!! AHHHHH!!!!