72%????? Holy shit.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Fucking level 16. Laughable!

OMFG. I never do this but - this is our headline here at the Slot? Really? The email clearly says she wants to “bring along the state department” and asks for advice. Where is the “bypassing” attempt, exactly?

Honestly, the fairest comparison I can think of is Dolores Umbridge.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

yas

If that’s the criteria I am like the realest of men! *sobs into coffee cup of moscato*

Dammit. I feel for her, but you just know a whole lotta Texan men are smugly talking about women being too emotional for power positions today.

I really feel you and very good point. I’m proud of you for speaking up for yourself!

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

Why not just wait for the Zara knockoffs?

Had an amazing reminder today that most people are great and that Facebook is good for more than just cat videos (hilarious as the above one is).

Every day is Independent Contractor Day, for some of us.

I’ve got a better idea comrade: Job Creator Day or Automated Manufacturing Day or Independent Contractor Day.

That or he just liked silent women with giant racks.

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

I could only find this.

We’re very excited! She’s already been there for a few weeks (her new job started before my old one ended) and it’s just such a nicer place than I’m living right now.

I have lived alone but living with another person is nice. As long as you’re comfortable being “alone” together (you can share a space without having to be up in each other’s shit all the time) you’ll be fine. And now you have a person around to cuddle whenever you want, and who is also required to help you bring in…