We were a little busy with the pinata at my reception to bother with any of the traditional first dances. This is what happens when you and your mom get a little baked before going out to get decorations for the hall. You end up with a pinata.

I ride horses, and when I was in college I boarded my horse at a barn where there was a group of people who were into supernatural/mystic stuff. Several of us got together to bring an animal communicator to the barn for a weekend to do readings with our horses and to teach some classes on kinesiology, animal…

You know, I’ve thought a lot about Ouija boards (because they seriously do frighten me and it’s not that I fear the occult. I live the occult and I have since childhood—there’s just something wild about that board, spirtually). but sometimes I wonder if it’s just a conduit through which living peoples’ psyches…

Got civilly unioned like five minutes before closing time, the judge just wanted to be done, my partner was in desperate need of the restroom. Our dance was trying to find a useable public bathroom. No snark intended, I just wanted to share our beautiful story.

Today is our anniversary. We danced our first (and only) dance to All the Way by Frank Sinatra. We both like music, but are not super into dancing. We just kind of swayed back and forth like we were at an eighth grade dance. At one point he murmured in my ear, “This is so gay,” and I was simultaneously amused and…

Ok. Here’s mine. Quija Board story, unoriginal I know, but TRUE, and I was like 16.. I was with a group of girlfriends (the makeout kind, not just the friend kind)and some of us were upstairs and some of us were downstairs with the board. Two of us asked it a few random questions and then got to business on real…

I really kind of liked it, until I saw the boots.

Her and Peter Dinklage.

If Leslie Jones is going be on Bachelorette I would watch it

I would pay a million bucks for an IUD that would protect me from Zubats. So many god dam Zubats.

Look, I’d rather catch that or even syphilis than yet another fucking Rattata. Fuck him.

WHOOOHOOOO FOR WOC LIBRARIANS! We are awesome!

Librarians rejoice!! (And yeah, everyone else should rejoice, too, because Dr. Hayden is faaaabuuuullooouuuuusssss)

As someone who works in a college library, please don’t bang in the library. Or if you must bang, please confine it to some sort of figurative banging and do the literal banging in a more suitable location.

This is such happy news!

Elle Woods knows nothing.

Every liberal I personally know voted for Bernie and now every single one of them, myself included, is getting behind Hillary. We’re giving too much of a voice to the Bernie or Bust contingent who are a teeny tiny minority of his supporters and are people who probably do not generally vote and if they do, they don’t…

When someone says they don’t want Trump to be president- I don’t take that to be a political comment. The meaning is basically the same as saying you don’t want the looming hurricane in the distance to destroy your city.