I would pay to attend a Breitbart-Jezebel mixer.
BREITBART EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Has Ascended to Heaven to Serve at the Right Hand of the Father
Obligatory:
Meow.
Do you remember the time you wrote:
What’s with the Santa suit?
I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.
2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…
WINONA FOREVER
Oh, I see where I’ve been going wrong/right. We do two limeade cans of tequila and one of triple sec for one blender full of margarita in my family.
Yoko definitely needs to always be in
No Big Freedia, no Nicki Minaj. What even?? Who even is aspiring to Calvin Harris’s or M83's butt???
Cutting the cheese is part of the bathroom experience.