My mom was buried with a picture of her kids and a Richie Hebner baseball card. I feel like I should have made a stronger case for “space dagger.”

Optimistic? pessimists would be Butter Pe-can’t.

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“The flint-lock blunderbus was the shotgun of its time...”

I believe it is ALWAYS vibrator appreciation weekend.

I made a donation to antique vibrator museum, but I dunno if they kept it. My pal got it for me at a garage sale. It was a Niagra Brand “massage”set similar to the one shown in the video, but it was all turquoise accents and chrome. All the pieces came fitted into this turquoise “overnight case.” It had a thing you…

I think the Muppets just don’t work with the kind of cynicism of 30 Rock and the Office. They’ve always been there for adults and kids, but they went too far, I think

I moved my bed a few inches today to see if I could make room for a small desk in my bedroom (curse of a one bedroom apartment). I felt so good afterwards. I also found 5 cat toys and 3 chapsticks under the bed.

I just bought the plane tickets for my boyfriend and I to elope. Like five minutes ago. I’m going to surprise him. It’s going to be the weekend before Halloween in Colorado. My family is going to be bummed at first, that there won’t be a ‘real’ wedding (in their opinion) but I know he’ll enjoy this more.

still not smoking! 18 days!

Gawker has their own techy billionaire now! So hope is not lost yet!

Ah, I was you. My husband and I got together when we were 18 and 19. When I was 23 we’d been together four years and I was doing that same questioning. So I took off for a while. We didn’t break up. I just went backpacking alone for a few months so that I could figure shit out. Figured I’d meet a lot of people, see if…

Pulling for you!

The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that the only reason I kind of got away with it was because I was the fastest long distance runner in the league. No one really cares what your legs look like when they’re the highest scoring legs on the team, it turns out.