I must have missed the class where they taught us how gun control outlaws pipebombs and other IEDs. Someone wants to go on a machete hacking spree, they’re going to do that instead. Someone wants to blow up the place, they’re going to do that instead. You blame the weapon, not the people using them. I got punched in…

Step one: Nobody owes you anything.

I don’t understand why a person would do this to themselves.

“If a boy pulls your hair it means he likes you!” Way to stack up that abuse early, parents.

I wonder if they’d be confused about cereal if women weren’t always used in Special K advertising. HOW DO I EAT THESE FLAKES I HAVE A PENIS

If you can just waltz into a building and look around, that’s bad security. If you hang out and steal their lunch and publish their secrets, that’s a bad person.

Seems more like a less bleak clone of This War of Mine.

Have to work? Probably not. But they probably still want careers after this.

You mention Watch Dogs, but for the PC version that one was quickly cracked to find better graphics buried in the code. Witcher 3 may have something similar.

Gender Dysphoria is a recognized diagnosis in the DSM-V and Gender Identity Disorder is recognized in the ICD-10 CM. Want to show us your neuroscience PhD to refute both of those, doctor?

“fundamental flaws and weaknesses that cannot be adequately addressed by mere revision of the manuscript, however extensive.”

One thing people underestimate is how much the resources from abandoned games get used elsewhere, either by the same company for another title or the same programmers forming companies of their own. I wouldn’t doubt we’ll see something else along the lines of whatever Prey 2 was going for - it seemed like it didn’t…

The makers of Mortal Kombat have been hilarious on-point over the years about adding features into new games based on arcade rumors.

The nerdrage stemming from dying in this game will be glorious. If games with a very slightly inconveniencing corpse run are any indication of how pissed off people get when they're killed in an RPG, this game's going to cause a nuclear meltdown.

I need me some elder gods. To summon upon swatters.

That sounds like victim-blaming to me. It's the same logic of "Look how she was dressed, she was asking for it!" Because, you know, according to your statement "If you have [a vagina] you should expect some douche to do [rapey things]", which is NOT a good mantra in life.

The knockout game was proven to be a hoax. This is real though.

Yeah, it's not trolling. It's wasting police resources and should be classified as a form of domestic terrorism. Swatting should get you put on a government watchlist for life.

Pretty tacky for you to post the actual pics. Everyone criticized people for posting Jennifer Lawrence's private pics and all the other leaked celebs, but this is okay because they're wrestlers I guess?

It's true. I heard about this all-female Ghostbusters and instantly a bunch of plaid Nazi uniform-clad bulldykes with crew cuts broke down my door and emasculated me with a bladed swastika.