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It is fiction, but behind the scenes there are a lot of politics going on that hold people back from really being major stars. The top guy in the company sells more merchandise, gets paid better, has more mainstream opportunities, etc. Sometimes those top stars cross over to other media, like The Rock and Dave

One thing this doesn't touch upon nearly enough is that John Cena, the face of the company, has been perennial champion and main event star for TEN years now, and is the only guy they really care about because he makes them money. He's popular with children because they buy his tons of merchandise. He's a dedicated

Jeezthus Chriztht...

Wendell is voiced by 3 people?

Agreeing with "do it, but anonymously". It prevents him from doing this with more women, and it gets him to focus on what his first priority should be: Leaving his wife if he wants to sleep around.

This story is true, just like how I'm really a bear.

That is not how you eat a butt. I am a bear. I know these things.

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Do the boxes play the secret sound when you find them?

Even getting past the response to Missed Connections being entirely based on looks and nothing else, this is red flags from the first minute and I don't know how anyone wouldn't be exceptionally wary of this and accept it at face value. At what point do you not get the rundown of this guy and just accept his 80s

I don't know if you can call white people who are baffled as to why people of color so often bring up race "good white people". Those are ignorant white people who will never have to deal with what POCs do. The best thing a white person can do is shut the hell up and listen, try to empathize but know that you never

It's like all those game companies who say "It's not a bug, it's a feature."

@midnight is way better at making fun of internet content.

I haven't seen Tosh.0 in a couple years, but why does he look like Dane Cook now?

Next up for Call of Duty:

I am of the mind that the majority of the internet could benefit from growing thicker skin.

One thing people AREN'T doing, or at least not enough, is asserting that the men in those situations are equally willing participants. Even if the stories are true: Is it unethical to sleep with a game journalist to get a better review? Sure. But so is sleeping with a developer and agreeing to publish a good review

Colbert's comparison to Hollywood journalism blows the lid off of any excuse Gamergaters have about the integrity of game journalism.

Just saying here, putting "We take what we want" on a shirt with a Native American chief on it might not be the best idea either, considering how we GOT all this in the first place.

And far fewer people would give a shit if it was a man sleeping around.