Alright who left the door to the basement open so the trolls can get in?!?

Because obviously this is traumatizing and confusing? She was raised 18 years with one person, which turned out to be a lie; that person is now imprisoned and she has to deal with the consequences. Seems fairly obvious why this would be stressful and traumatic for her.

Word on the street is that the baby was so new they had no photos, and the sketch is a composite.

The thought of a composite sketch of a smooshed little newborn face would make me laugh if the circumstances weren’t so sad.

That newborn has her eyebrow game already on point!

“Bone spurs.”

I think we can definitely say no, Trump does not know how any branch of government works.

Well all this morning Trump could have gotten Steve Harvey to teach John Lewis a thing or two......

While Rep. Lewis was literally putting his body on the line for Civil Rights, this man-child was busy dodging the draft any way he could.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

The boy weighed 30 pounds when he was found

Aww..thank you!! They are my absolute faves..and they let me curse..lol.

This is the only storm front I recognize.

+1000 for the obscure reference.

Fox News.

Occasionally, you will get one of these.

I know! I’d really like to be out of the grays and into the, um, blacks? That doesn’t sound quite right somehow . . .

I will never forget my first day in class while studying abroad in New Zealand, where my professor laughed about how American study abroad students use “rooting” as synonymous for “cheering” in America, but in NZ “rooting” means “fucking”. So, please don’t be confused Kiwi readers!

Welcome Root! (Now Deadspin commenters can claim a black friend.)

Boooooy. I was getting ready to post a fire comment about an almost entirely white network of bloggers claiming the title of an ostensibly black website as their own. It’s a good thing I recognize The Root’s logo or else I’d have looked foolish.

Everyone’s in the grays. Should change my username to Gray Davis.