To be fair, refusing to consume dairy products is considered seditious by most Swiss.

I’m torn between my belief in freedom of expression and my sheer annoyance towards a certain type of vegan.

Okay, this is just bizarre. Some questions I have:

I’d approve her, but hide the paperwork in one cowbell in a herd, and wish her good luck finding it.

Your logic has no place here.

It is not that you have no standards, you are just equal opportunity.

Oh Tom. You had so much potential in the first Thor movie. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. Tsk tsk. My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

I avoided bright colors mostly because I didn’t want to stand out. At all. I was more ashamed of my body than my skin, although being black played an important role in why.

Hell yes she does!!

You know you want to see the resurgence of the mang mullets!

Wait, that’s a thing people say? There are a lot of bright colors that look far better on people with darker skin tones than they do on pale white people.

Anyone who thinks that needs to visit Africa sometime. I’ve never been, but I’ve seen pictures, and they put our color efforts to shame.

It is OK to link to Deadspin here?

Oh sorry for the miscommunication; he was just visiting for a couple days a few years ago. Also, it probably sounds like I was rubbing one out again the second time— I wasn’t, but I *could* have been, damn it!

Eh. People should do what works for them. I don’t have kids and have no dog in the fight. I know some people who find it a lot easier than dealing with night terrors or slogging down the hall to breastfeed and others who think it sounds about as fun as you do.

My most sincere congratulations to you, Kelly! Also, thank you for reminding me that I shall never reproduce. No cheese for nine months? OUTTIE 5000.

Bummer thread: I have MS and a big zit in that divet between your nostril and your cheek. Also, because of the MS meds, I’ve gained a thousand pounds. Other than that, all is okey doke. Except Trump.

Happy New Year from Sheela the Irish Wolfhoound!!!!!!

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