With how 2016 is going, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Alton Brown did die in a horrible Cutthroat Kitchen accident. Like, a Bob tripped over something and shoved Alton face first into a pot of boiling water or a set piece fell on him or a frustrated chef tossed the axe he was stuck chopping his food with at…

Mercury poisoning really could explain a lot about Ms. Carey.

Maybe we can distract them?

Basic bitches fucked 2016 forever.

Raise your hand if you sang it out loud while reading it. LOL

That is a horrifying song, and I cannot stop laughing at

Update:

Carving instructions by Lorena.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

“I would be very careful about exercising your First Amendment right to freedom of speech. Free speech in a Trump administration extends only to fawning praise, not to criticism or dissent of any kind. You knew this when you voted us in.” -said the scorpion to the fucked democracy.

No stay here because I need your wit to get me through til Tuesday. I feel like the comments are bordering on Reddit turned Breitbart? Ya know?

This. I didn’t see your comment before I posted an example of the kinds of photos I keep readily available, like this one:

(Groupthink mod here) It doesn’t matter too much what reason you select. The main thing is the flag itself. From a mod perspective (there are no mods on the main page), such pictures fall under harassment best usually as it’s generally what we’d consider harassment. In addition to flagging, people can email…

This gives me hope for the future. Both of my stepkids (16 and 17) support Trump and I just want to shake them until their teeth rattle out. THE TEETH THAT OBAMACARE HELPED STRAIGHTEN!

I was a communist once, and I announced it to my entire third-grade class. To this day, I’m surprised I wasn’t sent to the office for that one.

i will say that it is very cringe-y, but if i hadn’t done it, i wouldn’t be the person and in the city i am today. it changed my life.

A couple years ago my mother informed me that I was named after “Jory” from the sequel to “Flowers in the Attic”

And what kind of dirt bag threatens his wife and unborn child with Sonic?

There seems to be an above-average number of Jezebel commentors who were once born again Christians and appeared on Christian television shows (another commentor upthread had a similar story. I guess this can give me hope for the brainwashed 18 year old Trump supporters I see at school.

And I was once a capitalist!