it’s not really anyone’s place to tell someone what they should/shouldn't be doing with their reproductive organs
OMG NOPE
Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.
I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: that Meghan Trainor likes the Cheesecake Factory, or that she’s so stupid to think that she wouldn’t be recognized at one. The Venn diagram of Meghan Trainor fans and people who like the Cheesecake Factory is a single circle.
oh man the So Delicious ice cream UGH, so good
Tofu and seitan are more often than not the type of thing I use as a meat substitute, the protein around which the meal is built. Also, I don’t eat meat but my boyfriend does and it’s easier to get him on board with things like that (plus root veggie burgers, which are amazing, or veggie hot dogs are easy to fix…
I went to my first Al Anon meeting this week, and I'm going again tomorrow. Maybe I can learn how to disentangle myself from someone else's problems is my hope, and I guess I am a little happy that I'm trying something which might help me see my way through this.
Not engaged but my plan is to dance to Shake Your Tail Feather from the Blues Brothers with my Dad because he loves that movie. Plus as awkward white people who don’t like to feel things its perfect.
I found that most of the friends I have made in Texas are liberal (I’m Mexican, most conservatives disqualify themselves as friends which I like) but they still like going to the shooting range and are really proud of Texas and being Texan and that rubs me the wrong way. Only people new yorkers are that obnoxious…
Ok. So on Wednesday I’m getting an abortion. I’ve never had one before, this is the first, and hopefully will be the only. One of my best friends is going with me. I have no idea what to expect. All my friends who have had abortions all did the pill, and it sounded so miserable that I opted for the in-clinic abortion…
LADIES. I got divorced yesterday!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jezzies, I was given a name sign this week! I was accepted into my university’s American Sign Language interpreting program this spring but receiving a name sign is almost more exciting than that. It’s a marker of group membership into the Deaf community and should only be given to a hearing non-native signer by…
I’m trying to get over the fact we had to put my cat to sleep yesterday. I wish there was some CBD here or wine because everything makes me cry, and just contemplating his bowl makes me so teary. Anyway, I hope everyone is having a better weekend.
I’m at a wedding, in the midst of an argument with my fiance (not in front of anyone, I’m not a total dick) and I want to leave so bad but have to wait at least an hour since I had 2 glasses of wine. Please send pictures of puppies.
So my dog has cancer. I’m assuming. We get the biopsy back in a few days but looking at the X-rays with the vet - I don’t see what else it could be. She’s 9. That doesn’t seem old enough to me. She still runs around like a puppy. But the cancer is in her jaw so at some point she just won’t be able to eat any more.
Back in early Spring I sprained my ankle. Iced it, rested it, stayed off-skates for a week or so, and once the swelling went down life went on.
Last week’s pissing contest was a blast guys!
I just want to say this has been an awful week for me personally and I’m so glad it is over. I have the next two days off work and I’m hoping to go and see Ghostbusters tomorrow to make myself feel better.