This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

So much thrusting.

My dog is 10lbs and he is always so desperately sad that I won’t let him in the big dog side of the park. He doesn’t know he’s small! I’ve seen a Great Dane back away from him because he was so excited to meet her!

I’m with you. I love dogs and I do know how to handle them, but my son does not (even though we’re teaching him). he’s 8, he’s not comfortable with animals (he’s caring, but ewe’ve never had pets, he’s afraid of hurting them and getting hurt).

I hope the woman who didn’t leash her dog feels seven kinds of disgusted with herself. And I hope you’re doing OK. That kind of thing can be really traumatising.

I’ve always done okay with interviews myself but I’m a manager, I’ve conducted many interviews, so here it goes:

Jesus Christ, I am so sorry.

I’m convinced people like me less professionally or as an actor with my hair curly (which it is 99 percent of the time)

I just got back from a hike. I took my neighbors’ dog (Lola, 9 year old boxer) since we have the kind of hood where we can take their dog, randomly leave beer in their fridge, and exchange babysitting for booze and peanut butter.

Let’s do a pissing contest tonight!

Victorian? Girrrl, it’s Craftsman or nothing, imho.

most baby powders are made with corn starch now, not talc. check the list of ingredients before tossing it.

That's not a troll, that's a gatekeeper. Totally different animal. Unless you have green skin AND horns....

If you consistently move out of the way when people are passing through the doors, then you are not a door troll.

I feel a little embarrassed that I was tricked into reading an entire sponsored post before I realized it was sponsored, but fuck it, I still want to rant about this asshole on the train (LA, not NY, but still). This assholes has his newspaper fully open, blocking about half of the walkway. And everyone who so much as…

Hey Jezzies, how did y’all dress yourself after getting your first “grown up” job? I just survived my first week and want to splurge on some new dress pants, because they’re going to be super necessary for the new job but I’ve realized I have no idea how to dress like a grown up person with a real job. My last job was…

Happy 4th! Kinda!

Woo hoo! Five Guys is an amazing life choice. Also, you can totally sit in the shower if you’re feeling tired; I do that and it feels GREAT.

Not to be a total bummer on a holiday, but I need some divorce advice. Ladies (and gents) who have been through this, any words of wisdom would be helpful. How do you go about asking your significant other for a divorce? My husband is a very nice guy and he is never intentionally cruel or mean. He is immensely popular…

This holiday weekend sucked, and I was really looking forward to 4 days off. After a super-stressful week at work, my body immediately turned against me the moment I got home. A giant cold sore appeared; it’s so big I thought it was shingles or something, so I went to the closest doctor, who proceeded to roll her eyes…