Disagree. If she's going after Murdoch, she's a planetary treasure.

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

Someone on the main page is criticizing her for attending and I'm thinking you'd be crazy not to go just for this reason. So much fun to be had! And you get the inside dirt. And there must be alcohol. When I was working I got invites to political parties for people I reeeeeally didn't agree with. I always went. You…

I don’t care what anyone says, Lily Allen is a national treasure.

“court” is such a tame screen name for your level of snarkiness mastery!

Talk about burying the Lede. World Volleyball powerhouse Cuba lost to Finland! Certainly these poor, dear young men have suffered enough and must be experiencing deep emotional trauma.

I did not respond to the last dude I was boning who I do not like as a human being even though I want contact with someone a lot. That’s my brag. I am getting better about standing up for myself in regards to relationships!

Cognitive dissidents. -1 point on your psych 101 final.

OH man. I think my boyfriend smells amazing and assumed he was bathing in mermaid’s tears. Turns out *SHYAMALAN TWIST* it was IRISH SPRING all along! He was so baffled when I’m like “you smell great” he’s like well Irish Spring makes your shower sing I’m like WTF? I have this like lemon hickory shit that barely sticks…

Old Spice too! Freud would suggest daddy issues.

I can’t use scented soaps and lotions more than once in a blue moon, so only my deodorant smells like anything. But...I have a thing for Irish Spring plus man smell? Like...I’m getting kind of horny just typing it out?

Oh my gosh. It IS cat food.

The marshmallow to cat food ratio in Lucky Charms is appalling. I don’t think I’d like an all marshmallow bowl but my husband will frequently go to have a bowl of Lucky Charms and discover that I have picked out all the marshmallows and left him nothing but cat food.

Given that they’re between 16 and 11, I have to be happy that they’re bathing at all. Boys that age are still figuring out the basics of personal hygiene.

Are you kidding? Every time my partner uses my nice product, I carefully consider how long it would be before people wondered where he went...

This is funny to me because I’m the exact opposite. I tell my boyfriend that I paid way too much for my shampoo to share.

ETA: it now occurs to me that I am a bit selfish.

I just surveyed our bathrooms, and the current collection is Gold Temptation, Excite, Dark Temptation, Phoenix, and Ecstasy. Are these shampoos or condoms?

my boyfriend is always asking, “what is this product?” “Oh, can I try it?” “Please explain in a detailed step by step how to use it and I will ask at least 3 questions you couldnt possibly know the answer to.”

See, my partner and I both use “high end” “girlie” stuff. But mine is mint, and his is coconut. And I’d really like him to use something else, even mine, because I hate the smell of coconut, so it actiely turns me off :P

Was it this guy?