“monkey bar daters” Before they let go of the last person they make sure they’ve got a secure grip on another one in front of them.

Is a kid brag enough? My son plays cello with his high school orchestra. They were invited and played at Carnegie Hall. He got accepted to a university for a Business major but they also want him to play for their orchestra. The perks? A semester at Julliard, all paid for by alumni. I cannot even describe my proudness…

I posted downthread, but hell I’ll brag here too - as of midnight tonight I will have officially survived the newborn phase with my first baby! And I haven’t even gone crazy! I mean I haven’t slept more than 3-4 hours in a row in three months, but I’m doing surprisingly well! *This message has been brought to you by…

LMFAO AT THE CANADIANS OMG

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Thank you, love. What a beautiful message.

Aw, jinni.

I related to this viscerally. My mother was angriest when she sensed that we (and especially I ) were happy, and then the rage would take over, eclipsing everything else. Our childhood was spent in fear: the toll of which is lifelong.

The ghost of Mark Shrayber looms large. If you say “rosebud” three times, he appears and grosses you out to the point where you are forever screaming.

Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

I'm kind of ashamed to admit I've never heard of the Invictus (awesome poem. Good movie.) Games. The whole thing sounds awesome! The games, the purpose, the good natured shit talking. It's sweet and kinda helps me get my head out of the oven about trump, Cruz, the newest police brutality report, the transphobic…

Listening to Carly Fiorina, tonight, I found myself pondering Donald Trump’s possible VP choice.

Wait till you hear her music.

I’ve never been into wrestling, but did watch Celebrity Rehab. Even on that trainwreck of a show you could tell how genuinely good-hearted she was.

Mick Foley is a hero of mine. He’s always been known for his near-insane antics, but he’s such a brilliant, kind person, and uses his fame to forward fantastic causes. Every time I hear Tori Amos, I think of Mick Foley.

This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that…

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t really want to know how he died. I don’t even believe in God but I’d prefer to think he just shed his earthly body and ascended to wherever artistic geniuses go. I don’t need the gory details. Can’t we let him be mysterious and magnificent in death as he was in life?

You said still.

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.