I am a women who doesnt use a top sheet! fuck top sheets. Something the author of that GQ article didnt mention is that they make your toes claustrophobic. My toes must be free!

Only if you wanna. I sweat a lot in my sleep and I get body acne, so I try to wash my sheets more often, but in all honesty, it usually ends up being two-ish weeks for me too. And I don’t have a good excuse ‘cause I’m currently...erm...between opportunities job-wise and my washer/dryer is a literal 6 feet from my bed.

A feminist is a woman who gets to discard *or* include a topsheet however she wants?

I am not a man and I will not use a top sheet.

Meh, I’m a lady and I hate top sheets. I also only wash my sheets about every two weeks or so too. Am I supposed to be doing it more often?

there should be a poll at the bottom of this article

i learned from a man (a british man so obvs we’re talking the upmost class and culture) not to use a topsheet

Yeah, my Mom is a Holocaust survivor and it took me a very long time to get past it. My shrink essentially gave me that same advice and helped me overcome my guilt.

To paraphrase the Holocaust “survivor” Eli Weisel, author of the iconic memoir “Night,” in his response to a woman who expressed her guilt at feeling sad and depressed over trivial things, as her suffering could never match Weisel’s, he essentially told her this...”we all have our own pain, which fills us to the brim.…

I’m just going to quote Angry Asian Man.

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

Someone was actually talking about this on Deadspin day and they said it tasted like water flavored jello and nothing else. It actually sounds about as tasty as eating a breast implant.

I’ve heard it described as having a very strong water taste.

*fake tit.

we also got the long-dormant very specific playlist feature! good day, good day.

My husband bought me a jumbo box of overnight pads for me and he was honestly never as sexy as he was at that moment when he handed them over.

God, I had pneumonia last summer and I coughed so hard I started having to wear Poise pads (especially at night). It was super embarrassing and also gave me mad respect for my dad who buys them IN BULK AT COSTCO for my mom.

I’ll give you guys a different one. Pertussis aka Whooping Cough.

I suffered from extreme swelling when I had my wisdom teeth removed my freshmen year of college. I was showering one afternoon after the swelling had gone most of the way down, and when I looked in the mirror I was horrified by a giant rotten green spot covering most of my chest from shoulder to shoulder. I…

I was recovering from lung surgery and went to get my stitches removed. The nurse practitioner had me lie down and took them out. They started to leak a little residual fluid that had been strapped by the stitches. A patch of gauze soaked it up and the nurse taped another one over it. No biggie. I sat up and put my…