There’s outside the box, and then there is standing outside the box and pissing on it. Sleeved jerseys are the second one.

You are old and grumpy, but we’ll forgive you just this once.

Came here to speak up for Benicio Del Toro. This is one sexy napper.

We’ve got a fashion expert here, you are commenting on basketball fashion, and you let a motherfucking sleeved jersey slide by without noting that it is a sin against nature, God, and the concept of rightness? I’m all het up over here.

Jason Statham is a treasure.

I missed old uniforms of short shorts. Man if you got it flaunt it, show some leg.

no no no what matters is the HAIR. both on and off the face...

OMG I was willing to let your point stand unchallenged (by me) for the sake of argument but DID YOU JUST INSULT JASON STATHAM?

Yeah, I just performed an amazing image search. He can wake up from his nap at my house anytime!

He is soooo sleepy... I love it.

You and me both, friend.

I’m a straight gal and Ryan Gosling doesn’t do it for me. He’s not bad looking by any means, and he seems smart and self-aware, both of which increase a guy’s sexiness tenfold. But to me he looks sort of ordinary.

Do you see what is happening here? Burneko is trying to get us to turn on each other! Don't let him! Fight the real enemy.

As a lesbian, this is the kind of quality programming I am here for. I don’t get him at all and straight women cannot explain him to me. Thanks, Deadspin guy. I think we’ll get along.

Young FDR more attractive than Ryan Gosling, IMO.

I'm about it.

unffff yassssss.

Yes. And yes some more.

a sex nap

You think we’re too stupid to realize when you’re baiting us Deadspin Dude?