I like cream cheese frosting so any cake that has it is what I'm ordering. But ranch and anything with mayo is disgusting.

Didn't New York have a snowpocalypse this year? Maybe that's why more homeless came during the winter. Talking about how large of a budget New York has and how some of it could be spent on plush shelters? These are the same people that would probably scream if one more dollar was spent on any type of social services.…

Not at all. One of my favorite movie theaters has awesome food, drinks, and service. It's a small theater that plays Classic movies and art house stuff and they take pride in what they do.

Must share that I was super proud of myself at brunch yesterday for not modifying my food in anyway. I was raised vegetarian with no eggs and then of course have other issues but always try to do the least number of changes and ask as politely as possible. But yesterday I was normal! Ok the order was normal, I'm still…

I will admit to loving an iced latte with caramel sauce on top. I ask for extra sauce hoping for another swirl but beyond that would plan on paying extra. Plus, calories and diabetes. People and there wanting stuff for free.

Ooh, something we disagree on.

This is different. She admitted to being new and lacked a skill you offered to teach her. You didn't butt in or tell her how she could improve but taught her when she wanted to learn.

The host tipped on the food. Next time try to up the tip on the beer to at least a dollar.

I don’t think a lot of you people understand June weather in Portland and Seattle. This month is often called Junuary for a reason as clear skys and warm temperatures aren’t that likely some years. Many brides in this part of the country plan outdoor weddings for July and August but still with their fingers crossed…

I was the great host where I worked and when we got a new manager he would only hire women taller than 5’10; not a lot women are that tall and apply at this restaurant. So I did the work and kept training dumbass hostesses, often working 8 days in a row or 14 hour days, but they all quit or got fired. To go back and…

Good friended Italian from the Bay Area and for her $300 is the sweet spot. I talked her down to $50 for a mutual friend. Consider what you would buy and maybe give cash in about the same amount? And I think that if you write something in the card along the line of how excited you are and how much you love them so you…

This is my type of religion! Can we sip on boozy drinks while crooning softly?

This type of shit pops up in any group that doesn’t allow children to question authority. The Catholic priests, boarding schools, the Hari Krishnas, fundamentalist Mormons, foster care system, and so many other places. Children who are raised to obey and not think for themselves make fabulous victims because they…

No, you really don't!

Can we go Mighty-O instead today? Tangletown is doable and don’t feel like hitting up Ballard.

I work in a grocery store and we donate a lot of food every single day and this is a national chain. I wouldn’t say that everything we donate is great but the food bank culls through it and the food bank clients have the final say. Having been a client of food banks in the past I know there are certain things I would…

For every time I have pretended I didn't get the innuendo or that I must have been in the way or that my smile is real, this is great. Couldn't give a fuck if the is fake, I love it. Now to take the spirit of it with me and call people out on their shit in a more work appropriate way.

I read through almost all of the grey. Fun stuff can happen down here.

Use scrub the day before. I love Shea Moisture Shave for Women that I get at Target. I use the Honey & Blackseed Skin Healing Elixer and After Shave Regenerative Lotion. They smell great, not too sweet or floral, and work well. I apply twice a day as my skin is sensitive and thinks that razor burn is normal.

Oh boys. That gave me a good laugh and reminded me of a few years ago when I was procrastinating one weekend when Match had a free weekend. I have no interest in religion and am vegetarian but Match said the best guy for me was a super religious barbequer.