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As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

·I don’t want to see anybody torn down. This fascination we have as a society of building up only to destroy later and piss on their ashes is incredibly disturbing. The only thing that has ever offended me about Amy Schumer is that she’s a complete hack. “Oh my Godddddd his dick was sooooo big(make a funny face) put

“The films that are being made, are the big-time producers thinking outside of the box in terms of how to cast the role?,” she asked. She added that producers should ask themselves, “Can you cast a black woman in that role? Can you cast a black man in that role?”

I feel for Chris Rock. There’s pressure to host, pressure to not host. I wonder if he’s feeling torn.

No and Yes.

Thank you for posting this. Aisha Tyler mentioned this today on The Talk about how she basically took Patrice’s material almost word for word. She was careful not to say that Amy stole it-but it appears that she didn’t change much of the material at all.

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Here’s the one from Wendy Liebman. It’s pretty blatant.

Dial. It. Back. Lady.

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I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

Finally. For far too long the discussions on Amy Schumer have been annoyingly controversy free.

Being called a cunt isn’t a big deal if you’re English.

I'm exhausted thinking about what it would be like to date Aziz Ansari.

If you create something that is that easy to knock-off, then you deserve it.

Meanwhile, Yahoo! is going to lay off at least 10% of its workforce starting this month. Fun!

There’s been a bit of conversation in the threads over the pat few years regarding Canada’s recently ousted government, or the Harper Government, as they insisted on being called. One of the issues we had with their tenure was transparency. They originally campaigned on it, but eventually became one of the most opaque

I can tell you, as a mom of 8 children that includes a newborn and two toddlers... It’s a constant panic. Our newborn has to skip regular baths as his body is too small. Our children 6 year old son came home saying how thirsty he was because the school has trash bags over the fountains and he had nothing to drink

Niles Crane gif party to dispel the gross? Don’t mind if I do.

I don’t want to sound like an ass, but I will, for saying this: