All these features are available on 2010, and most much further back, with the exception of the waterfall charts, and I think flash fill (although you can use the ‘text to columns’ tool to get the same effect).

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“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

Omg. Mine? She wants in (or out) and I hold the door open, and then she just stands there, looking at me. I’ll say “In or Out. What is it you want”?

hippie/pirate/clown Pilates wear?

The clothes were always cringe-worthy. No one “real” was wearing clothes like that, even back then.

Opening doors to let them in. Opening doors to let them out. Filling a dish that has plenty of food. Petting with one hand when I clearly have two. Pooping outside the litter box. They will not be ignored. Unless of course they want to be ignored.

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

My cat needs me right now. I have more important things to think about.

I know “do nothing bitches” is supposed to be some sort of empowerment battlecry/buzz-phrase, but it gives me the cringe-willies. I can’t conjure up an ounce of bad-ass saying it or directing it towards other women.

It was about the same as the usual sort of dudely “comedies” that most male “comedians” tend to do.

Reproductive health certainly declines for men too, even if they don’t go through a grand shutting-down of the facilities. Genetic quality of sperm decreases with age, and may be a risk factor for various genetic disorders, miscarriage, etc.

Paula Pell will always be Paula Hornberger to me!

White Feminism: The Motion Picture.

I love Tina Fey but I already know I’m not going to watch this.

He didn’t deserve to die so horribly. Fuck cancer.

Anne Hathaway maybe knows something about being built up, put on a pedestal and then torn down for basically no reason. So good for her for saying something.

I just don’t understand why we arbitrarily decide some actresses are good and some are to be hated. Why? What purpose does it serve? JLaw and Anne Hathaway have done nothing wrong, yet they’re reviled.

Nicki minaj: good