I spy a Purrfect Arch!

That’s such an awesome feeling! I love that you’re doing this and I hope it works out for you!

Thanks! I like being as glamorously ridiculous as possible.

I love everything in these photos! Especially those shoes. Shoes like that never come in a size for my giant feet. :(

My optimistic hope for this year is that I get a little closer to my family. It’s been 5 years since they disowned me, and the past two months one of my sisters has been visiting me. Having one sibling would be amazing.

I am currently finishing some applications to go back to school in the fall to become a speech therapist! Come Monday I will be going to my old high school and community college to have my transcripts go out. I'm actually really excited to be going back.

Didn’t take long this year before we got ourselves a ‘no true Scotsman’ truther, LOL.

omg, at first I misread that as “Heb’s cocaína” and was thinking, yeah I guess it’s true that the Bush bros probably have a different type of ‘nieves’ treat they like to have at a party.

I am the opposite. I can't stand the texture of avocado slices. If I get avocado comes on an item I mash it up like I'm making guac.

Heb’s cocina. Stay a while. Cry a while. Reflect on the fact that Heb’s campaign is the equivalent of putting all of your helado in the pantry and all of your cereal in the freezer and all of your dreams in the garbage compactor.

Shh...

You don’t put lemon in guac anyway unless you don’t have lime. Not having any acid is a huge mistake though; it’s absolutely necessary to cut the heaviness of the avocado.

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

Don Lemon’s gonna Don Lemon.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

My wife and I find that appetizers and desserts tend to be the more remarkable and worthwhile courses at a good restaurant. For us, it tends to be that don’t mind paying for dishes that we can’t make ourselves. Entrees tend to be very predictable since they must cater to the lowest common denominator (to some extent),…

My favorite part about the flowchart is that Phillipe Reines sent it around once, didn’t get enough attention, and sent it around again 3 days later at 3:20 in the morning to make sure everyone saw it.

I gotta say, that flow chart is pretty awesome. He presumptuously in the limo already? Chutzpah!

You can get a better deal on electronics in October than you can on Black Friday. Year over year, ad watchers have proven that the Black Friday options are under-featured and overpriced compared to the October deals. Retailers make room for the Black Friday items throughout the store. So if you really want to get the…