Sorry, but no. Tracy Morgan had a specific context in 30 Rock where the point you’re trying to make worked. The context of Kimmy Schmidt is completely different and the same joke doesn’t work.

To be fair, Chris Rock stopped performing at colleges because he made enough money to stop having to do so.

Thank you for this. If you read Tina’s book (the Bossypants one) she sheepishly admits that she reaaaally is not okay with people who don’t like her jokes and that she used jokes to get back at people who she didn’t like and/or didn’t like her.

If your insurance will not cover Daraprim, they have resources available and no one is denied access to treatment.

Who is “they” you are referring to?

To be fair, not all jails are the same. A nice jail in rural Conneticut is not the same thing as say, Riker’s.

The cheaper build quality excuse is nothing more than a sham to get people to pay prices at the regular store. Stuff at regular JCrew stores, for example, is already shit quality anyway, so you might as well buy the outlet version for less than half the cost.

Not saying ambulance chasing should be legal, but how are lawyers legally suppposed to solicit clients? Despite prolific advertising, I doubt that a money-making client actually responds to tv ads and bench ads, so cold-calling and hanging around the court house seem like legit options to get clients.

It’s called Photoshop.

The difference is that Hilary is campaigning on the premise that she is “smart”. So falling back on the the position that it’s a common metaphor “everyone” uses doesn’t really work.

If you know (or have reasonable suspicion) that somebody is raping people and/or illegally drugging them, aren’t you liable for not reporting that to the police?

No, you’re missing the larger practical issue that the ONLY freaking reason the Manhattan Project ever got off the ground is because most scientists who did the work were LIED to and DECEIVED into doing work they otherwise would have never done.

I don’t think the Sanders campaign (or any campaign) voluntarily keeps their data on the DNC platform. It’s a requirement that anybody who campaigns as a democrat contribute data.

Yeah, white people should just be their “pale selves”. God forbid they try to get a tan or curl their hair only to have you accuse them of culturally appropriating “non-whiteness”.

Spoiler: a fetus isn’t a member of the public. It doesn’t have a social security number, doesn’t pay or file any tax forms and is not counted as part of the census.

If I was living in that city/neighborhood, I would be concerned where the robbers and pedos lived, not where people who gave themselves abortions lived.

People who give themselves abortions aren’t a public safety threat. Robbers and pedos are.

So I think my priorities are the very opposite of “skewed”.

Something heavy like a stout - Guinness or whatever else you like best. The point of the beer is that the fermented yeast in the beer tenderizes the meat. Either leave the meat overnight soaking in the beer in the fridge or you can leave it for 3-4 hours the day you’re going to make. (And for heaven’s sake don’t put…

Yeah, and then she took it back. Say what you will about the Cheezit, but he’s been decent to all of his ex-wives and all of them willingly married him.

Or you could just save yourself a lot of mixing grief and just soak your lean meat in beer instead.

I dunno about that. Isn’t the whole point of the investigating army officer to investigate and make recommendations and then have those recommendations be implemented?

He recommended that Bowe not be courtmartialed, yet they ignored his recommendation and did it anyway.

Seems to me that the whole thing is a farce.…

Of course you don’t need an abortion clinic in every county. You don’t need a hospital or ANYTHING really, in every county because obviously 100% of the population has a car, and if they don’t they can afford a 30-45 minute taxi ride to a healthcare facility or to get groceries.

Really.