I think the more frightening conclusion is that the combination of all beautiful women = Jessica Alba. And once one remembers that her debut role was as a lab created, genetically enhanced super being, well: the mind reels.

I just take it as rightfully upset people blowing off steam. Sure, some unfair things get said now and then. But, ultimately, Jezebel is the domain of women and, as a guy, I'm just a guest. So, there's no reason to ask understandably pissed-off people to calm down a bit when I can just check my defensiveness at the…

You wouldn't believe how many times I've gone out and got drunk and managed to not touch anybody! It was so difficult!

They act like it's so hard to just keep your hands and feet and penises to yourself.

This. I remember the first time I was cat-called. I was out with friends. We were 12. I was terrified. I was even more terrified when one of my girlfriends decided to throw a handful of small stones at them while yelling "We are children! We just paid $5 each to see a G rated movie because we are god damn children!"
Yea…

To paraphrase a co-worker of mine: "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CONSTRUCTION WORKER GIRLBONER."

"OMG I met this SUPER CUTE cute guy in 'construction' on this Craigslist ad but he's very skittish about 'bitches who try to tie him down. Hmmmmmmmmmm maybe if I wrote this big dumb post fawning over "construction workers" maybe he would let me watch Family Guy on Cartoon Network after we have sex. I mean, I…

Exactly, there is a big fucking problem with liberal white America, in that it is hypocritical and non-active. We HAVE to point out privilege, hypocrisy, and inertia or nothing will ever change. If not, one day Ferguson will be the status quo and everyone will wish that we stood up for people like Michael Brown when…

We do! Let's go there, set our shit down somewhere and set up shop. Because we need to be right there. A huge part of the damn problem is this tired bullshit. Take off the damn blinders.

Exactly, yes.

Everything coming out of this is infuriating and heartbreaking and everyone I know is too fucking obsessed with dumping god damn ice water on their heads to notice. Obviously humans are capable of thinking about more than one thing at a time and I'm sure many are paying attention to both Ferguson and the ALS…

My heart breaks for Sybrina Fulton, Lesley McSpadden, and every other parent of black people who were killed as a result of police brutality and scared white citizens who's first instinct is to shoot first and ask questions later when confronted by a black person they unreasonably view as a threat.

It's remarkable that, given the racist implications of her son's murder, Sybrina Fulton is able to focus on the gun-related deaths of all children, regardless of race.

As usual, the non-news provide better coverage than most real news programs. Go John Oliver.

Interesting. You know what that makes me wonder? It makes me wonder why someone would bring their kids to a protest. Makes me wonder what kind of shit they've been through, how important this moment is, how significant it is for them to think their children should be a part of a peaceful protest HOURS before curfew.

I'm sure I don't have to explain that peaceful protesters do not have molotov cocktails (still disputed, btw) and that most of the looting has been done away from the protests until tonight. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that most members of these protests and the community were actively protecting said…

It's not compromised, as long as the autopsy was properly done and tissue evidence marked and stored properly. What's really at question is, "did the first autopsy miss anything or misinterpret the physical evidence". Finding evidence of a shoddy or subpar first autopsy would raise more relevant questions. Knowing…

Angry people protest between midnight and five. Protesters don't punch time clocks when cops kill unarmed boys.

As a person who is a Missouri resident (I'm technically in the town over from Ferguson), I will like to say that Jay Nixon is full of shit and has been a pretty useless governor. He's up there with Matt Blunt in fuckery. Don't believe he wants to do the right thing. He doesn't. If he did, he would be admonishing the…

"This is not peace. This is silence."