Yes, he seemed very sweet.

Now, if only there were a ballpoint pen made just for women.

...if they don't shave their arm pits or legs for 10 weeks...

It would be great if society could stop cramming this idea down our throats that we need to play mind games and speak in tongues to interact with the opposite sex.

Perfect chair.

Are you kidding me? If someone catches you in a flight suit you tell them you were gardening?

I read "cut the top off your boobs" and was in WOAH WOAH WOAH territory before I realized I just need a new contact prescription.

All hail the glow cloud.

does he have a scientist boyfriend with perfect hair?

But does he have his own radio show set in a mysterious desert town?

I am also a special snowflake with fancy things.

It's hard to read three paragraphs. I know. I blame myself for using too many words and not enough gifs of Benedict Cumberbatch or puppies.

Given that you're disregarding anything unless you've personally experienced it, as one man to another (because clearly you'd never take the word of a woman) I'd say no, you are most certainly not "an ally."

They generally don't; not where I come from. I worked at a vegan restaurant and most of the customers there were incredibly friendly and great tippers. Additionally, I'm a vegan, as were most of the people I worked with there, so we all know how to tip. Thethanx's experience isn't everyone's.

Wait, SHE hopes the sanctuary will show compassion and care for his proper development?! That's rich