I lost years off of my life and my team won both, if it makes you feel any better. Being on the winning side of those games didn’t make them less stressful!

13-12. I’m an Astros fan and this is our first ever winning World Series, since we got swept in 2005. I sleep when the game ends.

Game two and game five have given me indigestion from the stress/excitement. This is not metaphorical, actual stomachaches have occurred.

Except we’re talking about kCals, not Calories. The science behind burning a kCal is not the same science behind raising one gram of water one degree Celsius.

FEEEEEECK.

Whew! Next time they should float the Guadalupe. You can stand up in like 90% of it no problem.

Nahhh. The older I get the less old people who are older than me seem. You still have a lot of years left.

I’m almost 30. I don’t generally feel old yet, but when Smashing Pumpkins or Third Eye Blind comes on the damn oldies station or I have to explain dial-up or corded phones to teenagers I feel ancient for a bit. My cousins are about your age, though, so I don’t think you’re old either.

Well, I accidentally took a star so here I am saying this story creeped me tf out.

Our dial-up internet used to call the police. Like, a lot, and the cops always tried to pin it on little 7-8 year old me and I got several stern talking-tos about not calling 911 unless in an emergency. I swore up, down and sideways that it wasn’t me, and it happened like 10 times. When they finally discovered that it…

Jesus fucking Christ!! That’s terrifying!

My horror story: I’m at least a few hundred stories in and the page randomly refreshed.

The best subreddit for creepy stories is no sleep. It’s the only place I go on reddit.

WHY DID THIS CREEP ME OUT SO MUCH?

It happened to me too...

FECK.

Oh, god... :(

Dear non-racist lady who’s ancestors didn’t own slaves,

I was ready to be like “you know, regardless of gun feelings it’s smart to run” and then I saw that it was this guy and immediately changed my mind. Fuck this guy.

Or, Kurt, just hear me out — maybe people are just less inclined to get married these days. It’s a novel concept I’m sure, Kody, but it bears some thought that *maybe* more of the population has decided that marriage isn’t for them, or they don’t need a piece of paper to dictate or define their relationships. I know…