*I* would feel deceived because it is completely deceitful to build a friendship with someone as a fucking plot to date them. If you befriend someone because you think they’re a cool person and think they’re great and end up catching feelings that’s one thing, but acting like a friend with the end intent of having sex…

Yeah the face that she makes in that gif is the face I make when I remember I made the mistake of dating him.

My ex had the word SLUT tattooed in the tramp stamp area and tbh it was hilarious and at this time the only thing I still like about him.

I have family clustered around San Franscisco and San Jose that want me to move there, but I’ve always been more of a SoCal person. I’d pay rent to live in a tent on Venice Beach tbh.

She also accused me of being a career student (lol guess she missed the posts about going BACK to school after 6 years off?) who has apparently lived off of the government this long. Funny, because I’ve never taken any subsidy, unemployment, food stamps or Medicare/Medicaid in my life, but her family has! The funny…

I’m pro this plan so long as the sane of us who live in these states are allowed refuge in the blues.

This is exactly their mentality. A friend I’ve known since 5th grade’s (well, no longer a friend) mother literally told me that my going to school was taking money from her daughter getting help with healthcare. De-freaking-lusional.

I’ll actually be saving like.. 3% under his plan. Not worth it, though. Not even close to worth it.

Dude I read the quiz and was like I would have stood up and walked out at the second question and just never looked back. 😂😂

My sister-in-law gave her 6th grade science students a pop quiz yesterday where all the answers were .1 different from each other.

I think the point is that Trump is so horrible (and will likely do much worse than Bush) that we almost miss the worst president in recent history. It isn’t fondly recalling Bush, it’s dismaying that we’ve somehow elected worse.

As a Houstonian: please do not kick out our doctors like we need them.

It’s definitely been a soul-sucking election cycle and 3 months of administration.

Apparently saying ISIS in casual conversation is bad but screaming it in response to every criticism is ok.

My sister only reads romance novels and it kills me. She’s asked me more than once to borrow books than declined to actually borrow any of them because they’re all too “college reading list” and “don’t seem fun”. THESE BOOKS ARE CLASSICS BECAUSE THEYRE AMAZING PLEASE READ THEM.

But... but you can see the moon with your own eyes. Even in daytime.

To be fair I don’t think I’ve read a book that hasn’t been a textbook in a year. But I am a college student and do actually read textbooks so I guess I don’t count.

Unfortunately they are well-versed in “bullshitting people to get ahead”.

Well that’s a nightmare.

She’s not a natural born citizen so probably not but who tf knows.