agree - I’m all for fun, but they’re babies... not sex toys. Gross.

saw the headline and thought ‘Duggars - awesome - who’s getting f’d today?’. Now that’s brand power.

Telling the UK that there is, in fact, a level of offended that they can assist Trump in reaching that could potentially stop ‘millions of’ his followers from travelling there, is perhaps not incenting them in the direction Trump thinks it might.

Everyone is going off about this in connection to Oprah’s ongoing quest for weight loss. I’m not buying that angle. Oprah made millions putting her name on a major stock purchase here. And that was just the stock. The diet industry makes billions in the US annually. WW might be the single most powerful brand in that…

“... so perhaps they ought to be looking around for an asshole with trichinosis?”

I was just watching a PBS prog on the Queen - George Sr and Babs were commenting. I was struck by how literally every comment Babs made was so impossibly out of touch and even condescending - every line fit the same model as ‘oh they’re having fun - it’s like they’re on vacation’. It gave me a clear view of the model…

what the hell is wrong with him? Well, for starters, his upbringing and the clear criminal influence of his parents? They should be charged with conspiracy (flight, parole violation, transporting minors across state lines,causing and international manhunt, whatever) and not permitted to speak to the walking piece of…

well, since ‘affluenza’ has already been established by the very lawyers for this douche and douche-junior - start by charging the parents for every cent spent attempting to locate them, apprehending them and shipping them back to the states.

thank you - it seems grotesquely irresponsible, or full-on middle school snarky - for the OP to have asked. Men kill women over their egos and their erections every single day as is painfully obvious from the major news sources. We won’t get anywhere on the matter so long as there are still folks playing coy and going…

I assumed it was the Hail Mary of a comic that nobody finds funny. Nothing here changes that opinion.

Convincing foreign governments to implement laws that subjugate and even kill gays and other folks the Indie-Baptists don’t like; and convincing foreign populations to deal with it when they’re ‘successful’. You know - deeply ‘Christian’ stuff like that.

it’s the best they’ve found so far, that covers the tinfoil hats

THANK YOU.

Poor Ricky. A whole article, one that should probably offend me - and all I can think of is that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter......

“When the foetus leaves the womb, it cannot survive independently. It is doomed. There is nothing to weigh in the balance. There is no human life to protect.”

Thank you, so agree, and it’s not even that hand’s off. She didn’t benevolently show up and commit to a child who needed parenting before changing her mind. She had this child made - she brought it into the world with her credit card just as surely as she brought her first in with her womb. Had she not done that, the…

“...she quickly changed her mind..”

it wouldn’t be complete without a shot of the dinner tray on the floor, with an uneaten Subway sandwich on it

A gal I knew once who studied that shit told me that the single largest factor in whether any two people get into a relationship (whether one night or longer) is simple, basic availability on both parts. The alignment of willingness, proximity and timing between two parties. The ongoing nanny dalliances seem to…

Team Bob. Legit and high-profile curmudgeons putting overgrown Silicon Valley frat boys in their place is a service performed by far too few.