I’m at a loss on how a guy who literally has a spastic reactionary emphatically humorless dick meltdown in response to anything being said about him that is actually funny to others... is going to make it through SNL.

thank you - hear, hear. ‘Defending’ his choices by justifying the women is offensive (and frankly, those women’s qualifications speak for themselves to anyone who, ahh, read anything about them). ‘It’s 2015’, indicating that the question is out of date and the answer obvious, is the feminist answer as well as the…

Man. Sized. Sebaceous. Cyst.

hang on tho - that 18% includes the portion described as ‘Circus Peanut with a (perhaps Honey) Badger on its’ head’. UUUUUUUge Circus Peanut. UUUUUge Badger.

exactly - it’s beginner assault, leveraging power and a sense of entitlement against an unwilling and/or unknowing other. What I don’t get is, why do these assclowns think they’re invisible, and act shocked and flustered when they’re called out on it?

Any one of half a dozen national organizations for disabled workers should be stepping up with this family to make one helluvan example out of Applebees. Autism is a very visible issue, with a lot of families impacted - likely a quantifiable percentage of Applebees customer base. Applebees, you might have the weekend…

Matthew Archbold writes that it “reeks of anti-Catholicism,”

THIS!!!!!.....

there are lifelong consequences - well documented and non-negotiable - for rape victims. When we can figure out how to relieve the victims of the life sentence that’s been visited upon them (addiction, eating disorders, PTSD, inability to form and maintain healthy relationships - to touch on just a few), then we can…

If she keeps it up, perhaps 22 minutes and Cathy Jones will spoof her some more.... hilarious

Nancy as spoof - brilliant...

I suspect it’s a very good thing that Scott was born and/or married into enough money to take care of himself. I have sincerely never observed such a remarkable combination of full-on douche and clueless, spineless imbecile. He has about the wits and intelligence of a fruit fly. And that’s not even a back-handed…

“The problem with a breeding ban is that it would basically leave one orca left one day. “

I think that facial expression is the result of the system glitch that occurs in the prefrontal cortex when someone tries to use new-age philosophies of creating ‘love, joy and kindness’ and ‘vibrating at a higher frequency’ in the justification of vulture-capitalist philosophies of selling bitterness, judgement and…

Wow. Deep. So, when you say I need to be ‘vibrating at a high frequency’ to dig where you’re grooving, you mean like this?.....

Something about ‘swimmin with bow-legged wommin’. Nevermind the cheeks - what’s up with the stance?? Did the photoshopping folks intend to make her look like she’d spent her entire pre-photo life sitting on an overweight horse?

Thank you for that. Only in the world of celebrity can a teenager’s negative assessment of their parent be taken seriously, and used as the basis for crap comments on the part of adults who read that assessment. If Ms. Chelsea wants to board the ‘my Mom is (insert teen assessment here - mean, crazy, unbalanced...)…

I’m happy for you if you don’t know what it is to be raped. That doesn’t give you license to diminish what rape actually is, to those who do know. I promise you, Candy. Being raped is nothing like reading rude words posted in a place where your reading them is absolutely optional.

Hurt? This woman? Well, on the ‘because it’s all about me all the time’ front, sure. But. Please. She’s just pissed that she didn’t get to choreograph the coming out, and isn’t making a percentage.

Job descriptions are available (and advisable to read) prior to accepting a position. If you can’t do the job - don’t take the job. It’s pretty basic. Nobody is persecuting you for asking you to do that which you accept a paycheck to do. In this case specifically, I can see making a deal with the employee that ‘if it…