God, pencil skirts with their vent sewn shut make me want to wander around with manicure scissors.
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Um, no.
After evading arrest for more than a year, Megan Everett, 23, has been caught and charged with kidnapping her…
This is insane.
To me (maybe you don’t agree) Hannibal is so innately likable and chill, that even when he is trolling hard, he’s still adorable.
omg that woman’s face after “wait, you have roommates?”
This is one of my worst fears. I know you’re supposed to punch them straight in the nose, but I think I would just have a heart attack and drown before it even got close enough to be punched. And this is why I don’t swim in the ocean.
If the “damage was already done” parents sue, I’m going to die of mental exhaustion. Please don’t be asses. Please don’t sue and make this world worse. Get your money back, a complementary ticket or two, and deal.
Technically, if you give a gift at the shower, you aren’t expected to give one at the wedding. In practice, I think people generally give a gift at both and I would feel weird not doing so. But if I buy a shower gift, I usually give a smaller wedding gift, than if I hadn't gone to a shower.
Yup. Bachelorette party for the wedding I’m in was 48 hours, we start getting ready for the wedding on the Wednesday before, and then there was supposed to be a week of camping. I’m pretty sure I’m being considered a bad bridesmaid for skipping out on the camping (because I told some people I could give them airport…
The best things to register for are like, things you’ll definitely use but probably can’t afford (decent luggage, fancy kitchen appliances, what have you). But I was told by my elders that “people want to give you a crystal vase, you have to register for it.” But registering is weird ‘cause, in my experience, it was a…
Hate it when women do this. Why do we have to wear the same outfits? What are we seven?
I’m in a pissy mood because I just got an email about this bachelorette party I’m going to in 2 weeks instructing all of us on what color dresses we are allowed to wear. Blue on night one, black on night two. I already bought my dresses a few weeks ago, and luckily they will work, but what the fuck? How about we just…
I made the mistake of registering with my mom and fiance after like doubling my regular dose of Klonopin. It seemed like a good idea at the time (stressful situation = take a chill pill(s)) but it turned out to be a mistake ‘cause my mom’s old fashioned and pushy and I was all woozy so I kind of just let her decide…
I get that part, but don’t you think it’s ridiculous to celebrate two or three times the same event, and expect gifts every time?
I’m talking about there being three or four events before a wedding all with a gift list and the fact that at this age (mid-20s) people are getting invited to four or five weddings a year. That shit adds up. I get being broke and not having the household decked out to your pinterest dream board standards, but who…
If you attend someone’s wedding as an invited guest rather than a plus one, it’s bad form to not give anything. But I’d much rather give 50 bucks than a ravioli crimper from Sur la Table that cost 50 bucks so the couple can spend it on something they need, or put it toward a honeymoon. I see nothing wrong with…
Amen. No one at our wedding even got us anything off our registry, they all gave cash. Well, not all, some people didn’t give anything, which was fine. I’m firmly in the school of thought that I should at least offset whatever it costs for them to host me, but not everyone feels that way and I’ve never seen anyone…
That people shouldn’t have seventeen different pre-wedding events, each with it’s attached guest list and the general snark directed at people who don’t bring gifts, even though people continually say that gifts aren’t mandatory.