Imagine owning a 24-room castle on a 2.5 acre lot.

This is really cool, and the dog in the video is beyond awesome; unfortunately, my dog would destroy those plastic bottles in about five seconds.

My SIL & I were laughing at how perfectly a puzzle treat ball for dogs could work perfectly for her 1 year old twins. Put some cereal or rice puffs into it and show them how it works. My dog figured it out after a day or two, so it shouldn’t be difficult for them. ;)

My dog would tear the bottom off those bottles the moment he realizes there’s kibble in there. No pawing a them or looking for a weak spot, just straight up violent destruction and instant gratification.

No, I don’t have a dog, yes I have a 1 year old, and yes I clicked here to see if I could use it for her...babies are just hairless puppies anyway...

And have some unpretentious camping food like burgers, and bacon and eggs.

This drives me crazy. I’ll ask my husband if he wants something and he’ll tell me no because he hates leftovers. But the minute I sit down with my oven-heated leftovers he wants to pick off my plate. It’s not my fault you don’t know how to reheat stuff in an oven. Go use the microwave and leave my food alone.

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

Fuck yeah it is. 1.2 million a year for 18 years? A lot of people hate their exes for free.

YOU GUYS SOMEONE FIND AN APPROPRIATE GIF FOR ME PLEASE. I AM FEELING SHOCK, CONFUSION, OUTRAGE....AND AM SORT OF ILLITERATE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING GIFS HERE ALSO I CAN’T STOP YELLING IN ALL CAPS SORRY BOUT IT

goddamn.

Same.

My uncle does that but only because his finger is a stump and he knows it grosses us out.

I have to admit I didn’t want him to win the Oscar because I thought it would be funny. I am petty, I know. So, the obvious conclusion is that Leo was indeed flipping me off. Me specifically and only me.

Hmm? Not sure I could hear it. Do you think he can turn it up for us?

If your quick-dry towel is of the Sham Wow variety (doesn’t have to be that brand, just that kind) do not, under any circumstances, seal it in a plastic bag while it’s damp. If you follow that advice, and never forget what I just told you, you will thank me, endlessly.

For every time Sky Daddy says “don’t judge” he also says “but if they do this fairly minor thing, stone them the fuck to death” so no, Sky Daddy cares a great deal. You can’t pick and choose Sky Daddy quotes, no matter which batch you pick.

I highly recommend reading “Me and My Shadow”, a 9-part story about his relationship with Jason Mewes and the ordeal of his (Mewes’) decade-long struggle with opiate abuse.

whatever you think of Kevin Smith he comes off as a really great, genuinely loving dad.